More Flea Market Madness

As I mentioned in the previous post, a bunch of us from my Spanish class went to a flea market a few days ago.

There were all sorts of ridiculous things for sale. David found this wrestler mask that was too small for his hair to fit in it.


I don't even think Steve (left) can see out of that one.




Cole constructed crude visual innuendos with food, garbage and flea market toys.


And Steve... did this.


But Joey bought the most awesome thing in the flea market:



The thing is made awfully flimsily for something that people are going to drop. The screen is now cracked.

Daily Note Card of the Day: The Beginning

You probably remember Cole. He's in my English class this year!

I have English 8th period, and by then I'm either ridiculously tired or antsy (aka: ready to get out of school).

At first...I put up with this, but then Cole and I found a way to keep me awake or in control.

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Thus began: The Daily Note Card of the Day.

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Every day, Cole gives me a note card and I think of some quote, either original or from a movie/book/song, either funny or just plain random, and then I draw a person saying it. After completing the card, I then pass it around the class. The formula has held true every day since.

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Readers, you are fortunate or unfortunate enough to read these Daily Note Cards of the Day!

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The very first one will be up tomorrow! (Ooh...the anticipation!)
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The AP Exam

Yesterday we took it:

The AP US History Exam

Written for College Students
Taken by Highschoolers

When I first showed up in Room 21 that morning, I was instructed to find the spot I was supposed to sit in.

That's my name tag next to a quarter to show the size.

Apparently they had a low budget on paper, because the name tags were very, very small. I actually had to go to each table and press my face against it to see it.

As students arrived in the room, I knew today would be different from most.

Xavier was performing some ritual before the test.

Ashley and Jaci didn't even wear pants to school.

Before the test started we got to fill up a ridiculous amount of paperwork and bubble in my full name, the date, my grade, my birthday, my zip code, my postal code, my phone number, my email, and many other things. I had probably already filled 150 bubbles before the test even had started.

Then we started.

Before the exam

After the Multiple-Choice section

After the three essays.

Some of us never recovered...

Coleslaw

This is Cole(slaw).

During a fire drill he found a tiny Uno card on the ground.


Seriously, though, I didn't know that they made cards this small. I would think they would be difficult to use.

Anyway I have a few pictures of this guy and I don't feel like making them each into a separate post.

Cole saw this chocolate bar wrapper on the table and said "Dark chocolate is for PMSing women and bisexual men."

Dark chocolate is good. Cole, you can suck my left ball.


And here's Cole with a baby mannequin hanging from his finger. Health class sucks.